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In case you didn’t know them already:

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.